where's my wife and family?

a monochrome image of a man in his thirties or forties. he has wavy short hair and a white dress shirt. he is sitting at an old-timey computer.

TERFs get off the grass and get lost. Same goes for other unpleasant types. This may be an antiques shop but I don't take tired, nasty ideologies.

Feel free to call me whatever you want. alongcomes is fine. I think usernames are better than people names but that's just me. You could call me Tandy, too. A cute lil pseudonym- after the writer of the track this site is named after, Tandyn Almer. IT'S ALSO A CUTE COMPUTER NAME TOO. Gotcha!!!!!

This guy to the right ? That's me. Yeah. NRI and Radio Shack advanced technology teamed up to teach ME how to use, program, and service state-of-the-art microcomputers.

or am I kidding? Is this simply a joke? I can't tell you, dear reader, because NRI and Radio Shack advanced technology haven't taught me how to answer that.

OK, let's give some real truths-- I can barely code, so this site is very much hackneyed. But whatever! It's no longer enough to be just a programmer or a technician, either. This means that I'm also an artist! Yay! I draw, and very rarely write. I have a funny interest in old movies, if you couldn't tell (Neither NRI nor Radio Shack allow me to publish this, however I am willing to sacrifice myself for the cause).

What else? I enjoy Star Trek, Adult Swim, cartoons, the band Sparks, Tom Lehrer, old movies, MIDNIGHT COWBOY, Weird Al.. jeez, and how could I forget the new TRS-80 Model III microcomputer... Write to NRI Schools, 3939 Wisconsin Ave., Washington, D.C. 20016. If you send for a $FREE!$ catalog now, a salesman will never call!

okay fine. here's my real about. you earned it.

I'm an American from the NE region (yeah. we're pretty cool. I mean. Who else has a type'a cyclone named after them? Nor'easters anyone?). I like 60s and 70s media and culture and i'm goin into film/screen/media studies baybee.

Blinkies, stamps, and STUFF!

extra thingies that can't fit in my sidebar. sad face. oh and I am NOT formatting this. You think NRI and Radio Shack taught me HTML?

an image map of a monochrome ad. a hand holding a check sticks out of a computer screen. in handwritten script, arrows pointing at the check are labelled as a gift stsb
an ad from the 1970's. it is cut off. the only thing that can be seen is the legs of a man standing in front of an open refrigerator. he is wearing orange/brown slacks and dark brown shoes.