you think your Commodore 64 is really neato?

In all honesty... I'm not supposed to show you this, y'know? The books of ALONG COMES'S PLAN NINE FROM VINTAGE SPACES?? Showing them to a rookie like yourself? It's an insult to the all well and good antiquing biz! But whatever! You'll never get anywhere if you don't put a little faith in weirdos you pull off the streets, right?

an image map of a monochrome ad. a hand holding a check sticks out of a computer screen. in handwritten script, arrows pointing at the check are labelled as a gift stsb
an ad from the 1970's. it is cut off. the only thing that can be seen is the legs of a man standing in front of an open refrigerator. he is wearing orange/brown slacks and dark brown shoes.